Tech Tweet Examples: Patterns & Templates
Tech twitter is split between developers sharing genuine craft insights and everyone else performing expertise. The tweets that travel are almost always the ones that tell a truth other developers recognize instantly but haven't articulated. Write for people who spend 40 hours a week in a codebase. They have opinions, frustrations, and inside jokes that outsiders don't get - and when you name those things accurately, they share it everywhere.
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debugging is just being a detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
the code I wrote 6 months ago is embarrassing. the code I'll write in 6 months will make today's embarrassing. that's not a bug. that's growth.
senior engineer skill that nobody teaches: knowing which problems are worth solving vs. which problems are worth living with.
the real 10x developer isn't 10x faster. they're 10x better at knowing what not to build.
good code is code that a reasonable developer can understand without asking anyone. great code is code that makes the developer who reads it feel slightly smarter.
every legacy codebase was someone's perfect architecture once. treat it accordingly.
there's a version of your current architecture that the engineer who replaces you will spend 3 years untangling. write for them.
the best technical decision I ever made: choosing the boring technology. still running 6 years later. zero exciting incidents.
a code review that only catches bugs is a missed opportunity. the best code reviews catch assumptions.
the meeting where 5 engineers spend an hour deciding on a folder structure cost more than just picking one and moving on.
you don't understand a codebase until you've broken it in production and fixed it under pressure. documentation is a map. the territory is different.
the best engineers I know ask more questions than anyone else on the team. expertise isn't knowing everything. it's knowing what to ask.
premature optimization is the root of all evil. but no optimization at all is why your users leave.
technical debt is not bad code. technical debt is a deliberate trade: speed now for maintenance cost later. the problem is when teams forget the trade was made.
the funniest thing about software is that the part that always breaks is the part everyone assumed wouldn't break.
shipping is a feature. the competitor with worse code who ships monthly beats the competitor with perfect code who ships yearly.
engineers underestimate how much of the job is communication. writing a ticket clearly, explaining a trade-off, saying 'I don't know' quickly - these matter more than most technical skills.
the onboarding experience for your codebase is a product. if new engineers can't ship in week one, you have a product problem, not a hiring problem.
naming things well is the hardest part of programming. functions named 'doStuff' are the technical debt nobody talks about in the architecture review.
every 'temporary fix' that's still in the codebase 2 years later was someone's Friday afternoon decision. be careful what you mark as TODO.
getting in the waymo after 3 drinks and asking the waymo how long its been waymoing
Ugh. Got invited over to Bryan Johnson’s house for Thanksgiving this year.
Great list. I think everyone would universally agree that Workday is the 2nd most innovative company in the world. Forbes does it again.
On a flight from NYC to SF right now & the guy next to me has been raw dogging the flight the past 4 hours Just staring into the screen in front of him (turned off), no headphones, not reading the pamphlets… just sitting there, staring at his reflection like an absolute madman
The easiest way to predict new tech is to visualize whatever the rich have, but for everyone: private driver: uber bulter: doordash film camera : iphone camera consultants: chatgpt second home: airbnb private theatre: netflix wall st broker: robinhood concierge : clawdbot
At some point you will get an urge to vibe code an app. It’s very important that you listen to that urge and just get started.
programming always sucked. it was a requisite pain for ~everyone who wanted to manipulate computers into doing useful things and im glad it’s over. it’s amazing how quickly I’ve moved on and don’t miss even slightly. im resentful that computers didn’t always work this way
everything in the GUI should be available in the API this will be the theme for us for the remainder of the year the UI becomes the preview layer for agentic work if you can click it, you should be able to prompt it
The hardest part of being an early adopter in this generation of tech: accepting privacy and security risk